Just a Wal-Mart Mom

So, I was thinking about the enormous about of time I spend in Wal-Mart the other day (or was it two days ago, or three days ago, or four. . . .). I started a little list of some humorous things I’ve noticed in my life since becoming a Wal-Mart mom, though this also works for moms living near a Target or Meier if there is no Wal-Mart near you (as was the case in our previous house).

How you know you spend WAY too much time at Wal-Mart:

1) You have a parking spot that you park in. Everytime. And you get really grumpy if it is taken.

2) When thanking the cashier and wishing them a nice day, you also add, “see ya later!”

3) When you walk in without your kids because they are all home with daddy taking naps, and are greeted by the person helping out with carts she asks, “Oh, where are your kids today?”

4) You offer to help people looking lost in the store and are accurate.

Feel free to add your own quirts and observations! 🙂

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2 Responses

  1. Interestingly you could have written almost the same post about going to church!

  2. LOL! Yup! Especially the parking spot. 🙂

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